I HATE SNEAKY GREEDY LOW-LIFE THIEVING ASSHOLES.

Okay so while this doesn’t concern me (it concerns my dad), I have a few things I would like to say about the theft of his iPad.

So my dad travels a lot and has tons of frequent flyer miles so naturally he gets to sit in better seats on basically all of his flights. Today on his flight from NY to LA while he was sitting in BUSINESS CLASS, some low life pieces of chicken shit asshole motherfucker decided it would be a good idea to STEAL my dad’s over $500 iPad. 

Which my dad realized was stolen BEFORE he got off the plane. But my dad caring too much about other people and not enjoying being the center of attention, did not try and find the smug little bitch who robbed him. He also hoped he would be able to track it.

Instead my dad had his iPad wiped clean so the dickhead who stole from him couldn’t steal any of his personal and work information. Unfortunately they couldn’t track it’s location because the last signal it has was back in NY.

ANYWAYS. while I realize this is a bit of a 1st world problem, stealing is still fucking stealing.

And whoever that cowardly cuntrag is who stole from my father, should be thankful it wasn’t my iPad he stole. Cause let me tell you, I would’ve gone to the flight attendants and said politely, ‘Excuse me, someone stole my over $500 iPad, which makes this a motherfucking FELONY. So I don’t care if the entire plane gets held up and you need to call a police officer onto the plane, because I will get my goddamn property back. HOWEVER, if the thief decides to give me my property back NOW, I will not press charges.’

yeah asshole, you best be fucking glad you didn’t steal my shit.

ugh…people. fucking people.